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May 16, 02:01
I was walking around on campus, with my cousin's kitten, looking for somewhere to let her go to the bathroom. When I asked the lady at the front desk she told me that I could use the bathroom behind the desk, but there was not a litter box for the kitten. When I came back out of the bathroom, the lady suspended me and took my cousin's kitten to put it in a room with other confiscated animals. I was worried because I wasn't sure how I was supposed to tell my cousin.
May 6, 17:25
I had a dream where i was in some food establishment (maybe a deli) and I wanted my order, and something happened and I flew into a rage and ended up stabbing someone accidentally (?). Everyone was so shocked that they didn't stop me from fleeing. Someone I appeared back home, packed some of my things and went out to the backyard, hoping a few fences to get out of the area.
I then met my friend *** and he said he might as well help me, we got into his big pickup and started to flee from the cops again since ya know, jumping fences hadn't worked.
We drove around for a while and stopped in some parking lot to regroup, but a couple of people who knew me saw me in the car and called the cops so we had to flea again, this time we camped out in a random place with tons of boxes of toys, some weird huge pile of them somewhere. I started crying to *** that I wanted to just give myself up now and that being in jail couldn't be as bad as having to run away for the rest of my life. I poked my head out after a few minutes to look around and a child spotted me and ran to go tell someone so we had to flee again.
We almost didn't make it that time but we finally decided we should go to a train station and try to board a train, but the ramps to get into the station where these weird huge ramps that your car had to go up to get to the second floor. It looked like a giant metal car sized slide, but your car had to drive up it. It usually had power that helped the car go, but it was off so out car kept getting halfway up and sliding down. At this point people noticed how suspicious we were and called security who recognized me and called the cops again
We fled again and *** said it was smart to flee south into the wilderness, we went out into the forest and mountains and hills and thought about maybe getting a raft and using that to flee farther away, but then for some reason without acknowledging I was in a dream I remembered that in ever dream I have about white water rafting of some kind I always end up going over a big terrifying waterfall and (dying?). So we just got out on foot and walked in a big beautiful field out in the middle of nowhere.
There was a big lake to the left of us that lead to a river, and I swam out into it because I saw a guy in a raft, I was going to take it away from him and leave him there but I sensed something weird and at the last minute pulled away. Its safe to say that then, his raft blew up, yes it blew up in a ball of fire and the guy died.
At that point a cop helicopter found us and assumed I blew up the guys boat, adding more kills to my tally. I sunk down into the water before remembering how afraid I am of open water.
Then I woke up.
April 23, 15:28
I had a dream that I was on a school fieldtrip of some kind, but I was older then all the students and not a teacher. Over our heads which no one else seemed to notice I saw a pack of killer bees fly over us and into a very think bramble forest, it was then I realized that I was in a dream and that this one had the potential to be a nightmare if I didn’t wise up.
I tried to tell the group that taking a walk through the bramble forest wasn’t a good idea because duhh, killer bees where there now and it would just end up like a horror movie of some kind, but they ignored me and walked into it anyway and left me. I trudged in a little after them, and for the first time, asked one of the group members “How do I wake up from a dream?”
They didn’t answer me so I pulled the P.E. coach aside who I knew was perverted and sort of rubbed myself up against him, asking quietly if he’d like to go back to the start of the trail with me alone because I was “feeing hurt”. It took the hint that I was seducing him but in actuallity I just wanted him there to protect against any killer bee attacks.
After walking back near the beginning of the bramble forest the P.E. coach disappeared.
Outside the bramble forest were some random ruins that haden’t been there before. I realized I could save everyone by doing something and finding all the relics in the forest. I found a book on the alter of the ruins and opened it, now set on saving everyone.
I soon realized that the book belonged to cleopatra because when I opened it a large ghostly presence came out of it, The second half of the ghost also came out of a skull that had been laying behind me on the ground. The two parts of the ghost joined to make one ultra powerful ghost, the ghost of Cleopatra. I knew she was going to kill me if I didn’t do something,when I looked in her eyes I got weak and lost power, falling to the ground.
It was then that I took a gun out of my pocket, I was suddenly wearing a trench coat of some type and I kept the gun concealed as I drew it and secretly shot through my coat. At first I didn’t know exactly what I was doing but then I grinned and realized that when I had shot behind me I had shot a hole through the skull on the ground, thus incapacitating Cleopatra.
After that Lydia from Beetle Juice appeared and because I had bested Cleopatra for just a second sh granted Lydia powers to grow gigantic, but only for 5 steps. Lydia grew to the size of a sky scraper next to me, but her legs became made out of organic substances like dirt and wood. The Cleopatra ghost said from where she lay on the ground that Lydia could only walk 5 steps before Cleopatra was recharged and ready to kill us all again. Lydia began to take gigantic steps through the forest, screaming as she did because her legs would disintegrate against the rough brambles each time she took a step.
My view then changed to outside myself, I was watching a map, a layout of sorts of a random country. It showed the bees descending on towns and causing little explosions, then tiny car symbols would flee the town for another one, where the same thing would happen. I realized then that the bees had already taken over too many places to believe I could save them
THEN, in the weirdest fucking dream experience I’ve ever had, I dreamed I was in back in my bed in my room (a false awakening), and that I had woken up from the dream and decided to fap about the hot coach in the dream I’d just had. I started to fap, but kept having false awakenings in bed and had to start fapping again. This happened 3 or 4 times, and then the 5 or so time I ACTUALLY woke up and decided actually fap but then I realized I was really finally awake and was like…wtf.
April 22, 15:25
i dreamt I borrowed (stole) alien spaceship technology so I could fly around the world and explore other planets. I ended up tricking the people on the plane and somehow reprogrammed them so they did what I told them to do, and then used some kind of machine on the spaceship to create my own companion.
somehow the ship sent out a distress signal and someone from the alien embassy beamed aboard the ship to see what was wrong. i was caught red handed as the people i reprogrammed were at least able to tell the embassy guy what I had done
he then grimly told me that because I broke the law that I would never be able to return to earth. that i was not allowed to return to the planet and had to drift in space forever, finding my own food and oxygen supply after the ship ran out.
i started to cry and said that if i never returned that i could never see my parents again, and that they would think i had been kidnapped, that i would be considered "disappeared" forever and that they would never know the truth and be depressed forever thinking i had died or something of that nature
he told me i should have thought of that before i stole a spaceship and I started to cry and try to log onto facebook on the ship's computer to talk to my parents, but the computer didn't go on the normal internet, it just piloted the ship
then suddenly the companion I had created told me that even though i wasn't allowed to land the ship officially I was able to try to land it on my own, manually, which might mean it could crash and kill us all, or probably just have an extremely rock landing.
around this time i started thinking to myself "this isn't a dream. I wish it was because these are the kind of dreams i have, but I really fucked up this time, I don't get to wake up from this and have it be all okay".
April 13, 15:56
My (ex)boyfriend and I were outside. I'm not sure if we were in a foreign country or just unknown place in Sofia, but as we were walking down the streets of the beautiful city center, I said to him that I wish we could find some English speaking person to ask for the direction. We had no idea where we were but I didn't feel stressed or confused as I would normally feel in my waking life.